Free Hinge Review
Turn your profile into dates
Send me your Hinge profile and a few of your chats. I'll score them personally and review them on camera, for free. In return, your review gets posted on my socials.
- 01Your scorecardScored by me, with your top fixes
- 02Profile reviewEvery photo and prompt
- 03Chat reviewWhere your conversations die
Takes about 3 minutes. Have your profile and chat screenshots ready.
You're in.
Your profile is in my review queue. I'll email you your scorecard, and the link to your review when it goes live.
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Is This For You?
This Is For You If...
- You're on Hinge and getting fewer likes than you think you should
- Your matches rarely turn into conversations or dates
- You want to know where your chats are losing her
- Nobody has ever given you an honest opinion of your profile
- You're fine with your profile being shown in a video
This Isn't For You If...
- You want your profile kept completely private
- You want flattery instead of honesty
- You blame the app or women for every bad week
- You want lines to copy instead of a profile that's actually yours
- You're under 18
My Real Results
Real screenshots and a real screen recording from my own dating app. Names and phone numbers blurred to protect the privacy of the women in them.
The Likes You inbox
Women who liked me first
This is my Hinge Likes You inbox, recorded in a single scroll.
It is the result of my own profile overhaul, built on the same principles I use in every review.
A full inbox
From match to her number
The Matches list
Numbers secured
Behind every name in this list is a phone number I got.
Say only half of them turn into a date. That is still a full calendar.
This is what my profile does now. Yours starts with one honest score.
Get My Free ReviewThese are my own personal results, not client results. Individual results will vary. Faces, names and phone numbers are blurred.
My Own Transformation
Everything I look for in your profile comes from what actually changed my own results. Same man, different profile.
These are my own personal results, not a client case study. Individual results will vary.
What I Look At
Photos
Prompts
Chats
Your Top Fixes
How It Works
From screenshots to a profile she stops on and chats that turn into dates.
Send Your Profile And Chats
Screenshot your full Hinge profile and a few of your conversations, and upload them here. It takes about 3 minutes.
I Score It Personally
I go through your profile and chats myself, score them, and pick the fixes that will make the biggest difference.
I Review It On Camera
Every photo, every prompt and every message: what's working and what's costing you. Honest, not cruel.
You Get Your Scorecard
Your scorecard lands in your inbox, and I send you the link the day your review goes live.
What You Get
Free, and done by me personally. The only price is that your review goes public, so other men learn from it too. You choose whether your face is shown.
Your Scorecard
Your profile and chats scored by me, with your top fixes in order. Sent to your inbox.
Profile Review
Every photo and every prompt, on camera. What's working and what's costing you likes.
Chat Review
Where your conversations lose her, and what to send instead.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this actually free? What's the catch?
It's free. The catch is the deal itself: your review gets posted on my Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, so other men can learn from it too.
What's in my scorecard?
Your profile and chats, scored by me personally: where you're strong, where you're losing her, and your top fixes in order. It comes by email, separate from the video.
Will people see my face?
Only if you want them to. You choose on the form: show your face or blur it.
Will you show the women in my chats?
No. I blur her name and photos before anything is posted. If you can, crop them out before you upload.
What do I need to send?
Screenshots of your full Hinge profile, top to bottom: every photo and every prompt, usually 4 to 8 screenshots. Plus 1 to 3 of your conversations, from your first message to where it stopped. No chats yet? Send your profile only and I'll score that.
Will every profile get reviewed?
I review as many as I can, in the order they come in. If I can't get to yours, I'll email you and tell you.
How long until I get my scorecard?
It depends on how many profiles are in the queue. Your scorecard comes by email, and I send you the link the day your review goes up.
What happens to my screenshots?
Your profile and chat screenshots are stored privately and only used for your scorecard and review. If you want them deleted, reply to any email from me and I'll delete them.
Will you roast me?
No. Honest, not cruel. I'll tell you what's costing you likes and dates, but the point is to fix it, not to make fun of you.
I'm not on Hinge. Can I still send my profile?
Yes. Hinge is what I review most, but Bumble and Tinder profiles work too. The rules for photos are the same on every app.
Is this pickup artist stuff?
No. No lines, no tricks, no fake lifestyle. The goal is a profile that shows who you actually are, as well as possible. Nothing here would embarrass you if a woman saw it.
I'm over 40, short, balding, or not making much money. Is it worth sending?
Yes. Most of what holds a profile back has nothing to do with what you were born with. How you present what you've got matters far more than most men think.
Ready to turn your profile into dates?
Send me your profile and chats. Get your personal scorecard and an honest, on camera review. Free.
Get My Free ReviewTakes about 3 minutes